You know , one of those guys who has an old car an just lets it sit till it rot . I live on a main road , 5 lanes and must get like 20 guys a yr ( feels like 20 ) Especially on long weekends .Pull in and ask if something I have is for sale . They always want to know more info then even you tell your old lady about your vehicles .
Blah blah blah blah. Now when people pull in , That I dont know , I just greet them with Are You Lost . When they start trying to talk to me I just say "Leave Now ".
So we,ve had a thaw an I started up the 50 an moved it so the ice an snow would melt from under it and my lil trailer . Now that the truck has moved over a space in the laneway , I,ve had 3 guys all drop in to see if its for sale .
Yesterday , Dude pulls in . Asks if truck for sale . Are you lost , I ask him . No I dont think so . Funny . I think your lost AND trespassing . Get in your car , leave , dont ever come back .
Oh your one of those guys he says . I do not rely , just stand and stare at him . Now he,s mad cause I,m not even gonna verbally defend myself and he probably spent a lotta time going over his lil I,ll just pull in and buy that truck for 50 bucks routine . . So , he points at a former winter beater in the corner of my laneway . Jammed against the frt of my shop . Half covered in snow .Flat tires . The thing is just F%^ked , rotten , no oil presure .Full of parts and junk . Its so close to being cut up with sawzall that I,ve actually scavenged some metal offa it for another project in my garage .. And announces that if I never do anything with this truck it gonna end up like my other vehicle over there. He pauses for a breath ....I say ...Do you have any idea of how much personal danger you are in right now . Get in your vehicle . Leave . Never come back .
Gets in his vehicle , backs out onto road squeals tires pretty bad and speeds up the road , well over the speed limit .
What a Maroon ..77.
Blah blah blah blah. Now when people pull in , That I dont know , I just greet them with Are You Lost . When they start trying to talk to me I just say "Leave Now ".
So we,ve had a thaw an I started up the 50 an moved it so the ice an snow would melt from under it and my lil trailer . Now that the truck has moved over a space in the laneway , I,ve had 3 guys all drop in to see if its for sale .
Yesterday , Dude pulls in . Asks if truck for sale . Are you lost , I ask him . No I dont think so . Funny . I think your lost AND trespassing . Get in your car , leave , dont ever come back .
Oh your one of those guys he says . I do not rely , just stand and stare at him . Now he,s mad cause I,m not even gonna verbally defend myself and he probably spent a lotta time going over his lil I,ll just pull in and buy that truck for 50 bucks routine . . So , he points at a former winter beater in the corner of my laneway . Jammed against the frt of my shop . Half covered in snow .Flat tires . The thing is just F%^ked , rotten , no oil presure .Full of parts and junk . Its so close to being cut up with sawzall that I,ve actually scavenged some metal offa it for another project in my garage .. And announces that if I never do anything with this truck it gonna end up like my other vehicle over there. He pauses for a breath ....I say ...Do you have any idea of how much personal danger you are in right now . Get in your vehicle . Leave . Never come back .
Gets in his vehicle , backs out onto road squeals tires pretty bad and speeds up the road , well over the speed limit .
What a Maroon ..77.