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Here's one for the Ozzy blokes.
A very nice innocent woman, wants to get married, but she is only
willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out
a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his
entire life in the Australian Outback and has had no experience with
women. She is very happy with him, and feels that they are perfect
for each other, so they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself for what surely will be a memorable evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room naked, and all the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"Whats happened?" she asks.
He answers, "I've never been with a woman before, but if you're anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."
A very nice innocent woman, wants to get married, but she is only
willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out
a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his
entire life in the Australian Outback and has had no experience with
women. She is very happy with him, and feels that they are perfect
for each other, so they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself for what surely will be a memorable evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room naked, and all the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"Whats happened?" she asks.
He answers, "I've never been with a woman before, but if you're anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."
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