Ford_Fellow
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Wife ran off with me best friend. Now I lost friend and they are so hard to replace....She took Roo also........Let me know if you see her.....Here is a picture..........
Desperate.
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John in Oz
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That reminds me of a yarn.
This guy is being persued by a cop car with the lights flashing and siren blearing and when the cop pulld him up finally he asks why he didn't stop and the guy answers my wife ran off with a Policeman last week and I thought it was him trying to bring her back again.
I had a wife that did that only it was not a cop Hugh.
Did you hear about Patty and Mick, Patty catch's Mick doing the deed with his cook and Patty says "Mick I'm going to blow you nackers off" just as he loads his shot gun. and Mick says "go on give a man a sporting chance" Patty says "right'o swing em".
I hope you weren't serious about the cook there Hugh.
Cheers, John
This guy is being persued by a cop car with the lights flashing and siren blearing and when the cop pulld him up finally he asks why he didn't stop and the guy answers my wife ran off with a Policeman last week and I thought it was him trying to bring her back again.
I had a wife that did that only it was not a cop Hugh.
Did you hear about Patty and Mick, Patty catch's Mick doing the deed with his cook and Patty says "Mick I'm going to blow you nackers off" just as he loads his shot gun. and Mick says "go on give a man a sporting chance" Patty says "right'o swing em".
I hope you weren't serious about the cook there Hugh.
Cheers, John
OK, not exactly an April fools joke, but a good one anyway..........................
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for
him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you
would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'
Hugh, good luck in findin Roo.......
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for
him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you
would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'
Hugh, good luck in findin Roo.......
Ford_Fellow
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Good comebacks fella's. Tis April fool's alright......
Fun Fun...........Hugh...................PTP
Fun Fun...........Hugh...................PTP