First tech post.......so.......

[PG409]

Why can't I reach optimum speed!!!!

 

[58chev]

Maybe not enough stickers an stripes.

 

[dale48mrc]

Keith, are ya after optimum speed or terminal velocity?

 

[53chevyply]

Dont sqeeze your eyes so darn tight when your pressin the gas peddle.

Cheers 53chevyply

 

[34ford]

maybe your underware is too tight

 

[el Krusto]

maybe its the Chevy?
I'm sure Cam could show ya how to go fast with one of his Mopars...ha ha ha

 

[UGLEE 33]

yer intake is wide open and yer exhaust is plugged up. makin that scrawny old body of yers a sail

 

[Fatchuk]

or you is sleeping on your thruster... fatchuk

 

[PG409]

Would VIAGRA help???

 

[John in Oz]

If you need Viagra you are sleeping with the wrong woman

 

[parklane]

maybe your underware is too tight

No, tight underwear causes headaces, not lower terminal speed.

John

 

[60scarguy]

I beg to differ - If you are sleeping with the wrong woman, then you don't need Viagra!

Besides as Einstein said, speed is such a relative term... speaking of relatives, if the wrong woman is your relative, then you have greater issues than optimum speed to worry about.

 

[Davey_Joe]

tuck in yer depends ya silly ol' bugger!! yer causin' way too much drag!!.........

 

[Aero46Chevy]

-Tight underwear will only change you from a baritone to a sorprano.
-If you are with the wrong woman. You will need viagra and a paper bag Maybe two bags for extreme cases.

Tape your ears back and tuck in your nads. Plus what Davey said. Then you're good to go.

 

[Rochie]

PG,
If you keep messing with that "wrong" woman relative, you'll be experiencing "Relative Humidity". That's when the sweat on your nads is caused by messing with your Aunt!

 

[rustbucket]

instead of sleeping with the wrong woman try staying awake.