A Chuckle

[Kruuzin]

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

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Three Pastors sitting around having tea after Sunday Service when one Pastors says to the other two, "we have squirrels in the Rectory". He said he didn't want to call an exterminator because they were God's creatures and deserve life as we do, so he left them alone. They now have 3 times as many making the Church their home and they're becoming a real nuisance.

One of the other two Pastors then says they also had squirrels but called in an exterminator. On the following Sunday ask for forgiveness for killing the creatures and felt that God had forgiven them.

The third Pastor spoke up and said his Church also had squirrels. When ask what they had done to get rid of them, he reply, we made them members of the congregation, now we only see them once a year.