First tech post.......so.......

[PG409]

Why can't I reach optimum speed!!!!:):):):)

[Techhead]

Maybe not enough stickers an stripes. :p

[dale48mrc]

Keith, are ya after optimum speed or terminal velocity?

[53chevyply]

Dont sqeeze your eyes so darn tight when your pressin the gas peddle.:D

Cheers 53chevyply

[34ford]

:eek:maybe your underware is too tight:eek:

[64krusty]

maybe its the Chevy?
I'm sure Cam could show ya how to go fast with one of his Mopars...ha ha ha

[UGLEE 33]

yer intake is wide open and yer exhaust is plugged up. makin that scrawny old body of yers a sail :eek::eek:

[Fatchuk]

or you is sleeping on your thruster...:eek: fatchuk

[PG409]

Would VIAGRA help???

:eek:

[John in Oz]

If you need Viagra you are sleeping with the wrong woman:)

[parklane]

:eek:maybe your underware is too tight:eek:

No, tight underwear causes headaces, not lower terminal speed.:D

John :p

[60scarguy]

I beg to differ - If you are sleeping with the wrong woman, then you don't need Viagra!

Besides as Einstein said, speed is such a relative term... speaking of relatives, if the wrong woman is your relative, then you have greater issues than optimum speed to worry about.:D

[Davey_Joe]

tuck in yer depends ya silly ol' bugger!! yer causin' way too much drag!!.........

[Aero46Chevy]

-Tight underwear will only change you from a baritone to a sorprano.
-If you are with the wrong woman. You will need viagra and a paper bag Maybe two bags for extreme cases.

Tape your ears back and tuck in your nads. Plus what Davey said. Then you're good to go.:D:D:D

[Rochie]

PG,
If you keep messing with that "wrong" woman relative, you'll be experiencing "Relative Humidity". That's when the sweat on your nads is caused by messing with your Aunt!

[rustbucket]

instead of sleeping with the wrong woman try staying awake.