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Bone-Stocker to a Killer Koupe - Part 1
By Al Cook

Driving a bone-stock 1936 Ford 5 window coupe gives you a greater appreciation for what our fathers and mothers had to deal with back in the 30's and 40's. With tires as wide as band-aids and a ride height equivalent to today's SUV's, they left much to the imagination for performance and handling. I guess back then though, performance and handling were the least of their concerns. Our parents just wanted to be able to make it around safely and with some relative comfort to their destination. My, how times have changed!

I have been frequently and jokingly jabbed about how I change street rods with the frequency of an old cowboy's underwear. Every year or two, I sell what I have been driving and search for my definition of the 'next best ride'. Actually, I had the ultimate ride a year or so ago but like a fool, I sold it. To make matters worse, I sold it to some knucklehead in Illinois who couldn't appreciate what he scored. But that's another story for another time….

To give you a quick run-down on what I have owned over the past 8 years or so, here goes:

1935 Ford Humpback 2 door coach Built it myself from scratch
with a little help from friends.I'll never to that again.

1935 Ford 3 window coupe. With Duke Brown's skilled hands,
we turned this wreck into the "Silver Bullet"

1937 Ford Convertible. My mistake from the moment I bought it.
Sold it 6 months later and never even drove it. We won't talk about this one.

1932 Ford Roadster. Ahh, the ultimate hot rod…If you are 25 and have a full head of hair. Honestly though, the wind and sun just beat the hell out of me. Besides, the rodding season here is short enough as it is even if you have a roof above your head. (editor's note: yup)
Which brings us to the latest project. A bone stock, 1936 Ford 5 window Deluxe Coupe. It has all the bells and whistles so popular in the 30's; chrome, wide white walls, interior that looks like the skin of a baby mouse, dual exhaust, flathead engine with a whopping 65 horses, 3 speed standard transmission and a steering wheel that looks like it came off the Titanic. That sucker is huge! But then again, when you want to make a star-board turn, you need every inch of that baby!

In all honesty, it's a great car. It has 39,000 original miles and I am the 4th owner or should I say 'caretaker'. I bought it from a good friend of mine in Indiana. He is a bit of a wheeler-dealer but I know him well and he knows not to dicker with me. This fellow, Ray Schuler, has a constant collection of 16 or so cars that he moves around; sells one, buys another, sells two, buys two. A great guy that is a died-in-the-wool hotrodder.

Ray Schuler and the '36
Oh yeah, about the car. Well, its painted the original Washington Blue, has a few nicks and scratches here and there, carries a continental kit on the rear, has a rumble seat (my kids love it), and runs like a top. That is, if you like 65 horse power fartheads, err, flatheads. Not my cup of tea thank you. The old antique guys love it though. As a matter of fact, I have been berated a couple of times by these codgers about me turning it into a hot rod. I like to drive long distances in my cars and I am sorry, but the original flathead and running gear just doesn't ring my bell.

The moment you've all been waiting for - the "before" shot

The one redeeming current quality of this car though is the after-market Smitty's and dual exhaust. Ooh, I just love the crackle those mufflers make after running in second gear and then letting off of the gas pedal. Its one of those sounds that car-guys just love!

Over the next few months, the plan is to transform this Bone Stocker into Kookie's Killer Koupe (as coined by the one and only Jeff Norwell). The overall objective is to leave it looking as it is on the exterior but update the suspension and drive train to a more driveable and modern standard. Some may agree with this and others may take offense that I am transforming a perfectly good original into a hot rod. My Dad thinks its cool (kool?) and he is 85 years old and drove these babies when they were new. The rest? Well, it just doesn't matter.

Jeff Norwell's rendering of the transformed car
here
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